June 18th, 2004, 07:28 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
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Player 1: "What? He threw a WHAT at us?" ... GM (me): " A chicken." ... Player 2: "A fowl trick." ... Everyone else: *groan* ... Player 1: "We're being shelled." ... Everyone else: *groan* ... Player 3: "Eggs-citing."... Everyone else: *groan* ... Me: "Stop cracking yokes."
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From a RPG site, bit of an explanation first. this player had a habit of turning himself into a tarresque sp?. Which, if I remeber right, is a large, dinosaur like creature:
DM: 'You hit a wall'
Player: 'I open it!'
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