June 18th, 2004, 09:00 PM
|
 |
Shrapnel Fanatic
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: CHEESE!
Posts: 10,009
Thanks: 0
Thanked 7 Times in 1 Post
|
|
Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Quote:
Originally posted by Gandalf Parker:
From my own RPG games...
You see carved into a tabletop in the bar, "for a good time, call Hastur". What do you do?
(Find a different inn. I don't want to risk scratching out the name and sooner or later someones gonna. Actually, I'll find a different town. Maybe in a different country.)
I yell at the charging Barbarian Leader "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ME TO PROVE THAT YOU WERE YOU?". What is his reaction?
(Kills you?)
I point behind him and yell at the Ogre "LOOK, ITS THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK!" What does he do?
(It's an ogre. Looks behind himself, of course.)
"We bash in the door." You enter and find...
(Probably a room built of 10x10x10x squares)
"We bash in the door." You enter and are attacked...
(Shouldn't have sat down)
"We bash in the door." You enter and find...
(Didn't we do this already?)
"We knock on the door." Ummmm... ummm... a grumpy voice inside says "what?". We growl "Pizza"
(And the Dragon LIKES adventurer toppings)
|
__________________
If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
A* E* Se! Gd! $-- C-^- Ai** M-- S? Ss---- RA Pw? Fq Bb++@ Tcp? L++++
Some of my webcomics. I've got 400+ webcomics at Last count, some dead.
Sig updated to remove non-working links.
|