Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
cross-posted from the alt.hacker newsgroup (one of my OTHER homes). This is the original joke and my response....
pijoe wrote in news:40E1B3C9.3EDAEF88@REMOVEoperamail.com:
> scientists have decoded the first message from an alien civilization...
>
> Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to the Star System at the
> top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your Star System at the
> bottom of the list and send it to 100 other Star Systems. Within one-tenth
> of a Galactic Rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your
> civilization until entropy reaches its maximum! IT REALLY WORKS!
LOL I love it!
Now all we need is one saying they have 25,000,000 mindless workers which they MUST transfer somewhere. All they need is a planet to transfer them thru for a decade or two. In order to begin the process, we will need a good faith transfer of only 100,000 of our workers to them.
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