[dogscoff]

There was a spider in my room once. I tried to obliterate him with a large and heavy trash can, but my friend stopped me. That night i woke up with spider bits on my arms. The next night I woke up and I swear, the spider was dangling inched away from my face.

I slept on the couch the next few days...

A wierd and wonderful statistic to keep you awake- I can't remember where I heard it, so it must be true.

Apparently, throughout your lifetime, you will inhale and eat something like 800 spiders in your sleep...