[Wardad]

> >Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the
> >lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of
> >American authorities.
> >
> >Among the brothers:
> >
> >Sooflay ............the restauranteur
> >Huray...............the sports fanatic
> >Sashay..............the gay brother
> >Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
> >Sayhay..............the baseball player
> >Ojay................the stalker/murderer
> >Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
> >Ebay................the internet czar
> >Biliray.............the country music star
> >Ecksray.............the radiologist
> >Puray...............the blender factory owner
> >Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
> >Tupay...............the one with bad hair
> >
> >Among the sisters:
> >
> >Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
> >Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
> >Dushay..............the clean sister
> >Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
> >Sapheway............the grocery store owner
> >Ollay...............the half-mexican sister
> >Gudlay..............the prostitute
> >
> >Finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't like to talk about him.