[Possum]

THE FIVE MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE NAVY

A Seaman(E-2) saying, "I learned this in Boot Camp..."
A Petty Officer(E-5) saying, "Trust me, sir..."
A Lieutenant JG(O-2), saying, "Based on my experience..."
A Lieutenant(O-3) saying, "I was just thinking..."
A Chief Petty Officer(E-7) chuckling, "Watch this ****..."