[Spyder]

A Sailor & Marine were in the head taking a leak. They finished and zipped up and the Marine headed for the door while the Sailor went to the wash basin. The Sailor commented to the Marine, "You know, in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after taking a leak." The Marine turned and looked at the Sailor and said, "Yeah? Well, in the Marine Corps they teach us to not piss on our hands."

Semper Fi