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Newsflash
King “BigMac” McDonald announced that from today the Burger Kingdom is in a state of war with the Kebabian anarchy. Order must be restored says the King. Now is the time to bring all under the golden arches, the time for all to join the great franchise.

A large fleet of Happy Meal dreadnoughts under Admiral McNuggets are already heading towards Kebabian space loaded with the most deadly of weapons, like the cholesterol bomb and the hot coffee beam. Admiral McNuggets says the ships sports impenetrable Styrofoam armor and that he expects an easy victory and a Whopping good time.

3 leading Kebabian anarchists, Dönner, Shish and Chicken, have in separate statements all announced a holy jihad against the evil franchise.
- We believe in freedom, says Shish Kebab, we will not let King McDonald force his bourgeoisie values on us.
- In an agitated speech, Dönner was heard to say; We got the spices, we got the pickles, we will not rest until the Last burger is left sizzling on the grill.
- When Chicken Kebab was told the news of the approaching Happy Meal fleets his only comment was: Does those come with fries ?