Re: OT: And you thought the world was sane...
A few years ago there was this dog that was out-of-yard and came after me accross the street. Well, I kept the lamp post between me and him. This went on for a bit till the owner came out and tried calling the not listening dog off. She said "if you don't run he won't chase you." Well, obviously a bad idea in my mind so I ask her to not hold it against me if I refuse to take her stupid advice. She did eventually get the dog away.
LOL! "Don't run and he won't chase you!"
Can you picture it? Dog on my throat. "You're right!" Gurgle. "He's not chasing anymore!"
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