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Old August 27th, 2003, 07:34 PM
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Default Re: OT: And you thought the world was sane...
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Originally posted by Tigbit:
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Originally posted by geoschmo:
What you need to do if this occurs again Tigbit is ask the dog what it's intentions are.
LOL

101 ways to get your throat ripped out by an undiciplined animal.

1) Stand still. (It won't attack... really it won't)

2) Grab both legs and pull apart.

3) Try to punch the animal's nose.

4) Ask it what it's intentions are.

97 left to go.... any other ideas?
Perhaps some nice steak sauce around your neck?
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