[EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro]

Got this somewhere off the internet.
How can the world be sane when:

The best golfer is African American
the best rapper is a white man
France accuses the U.S. of being rude (sorry unknown enemy)
The Germans don't want war
people like British cooking
and the Swiss have The America's Cup.

I think it's a little dated by 6 months, referring to the early days of this Iraq thing.
Thought about adding something about Brittney and Madonna french kissing but I'm not feeling too creative right now (no Starbucks enema yet).