My apologies to both Fyron and Aaron, but my vote would go to
Gallagher.
"First you get out an ordinary apple. Then place the ordinary apple between the Patented Pans. Then what do you do gang? It's simple - you reach for The Tool. It is not a slicer, it is not a dicer, it is not a chopper-and-a-hopper. What in the hell could it possibly be?..."
"It is -
Sledge-o-Matic!"
SPLAT!!!!
EDIT - And I make 1st Lieutenant too - how apropo...
[ August 25, 2003, 01:01: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]