Re: OT: Neighboors Should Be Shot!
Last year I had neighbors who did not clean up after themselves... at ALL. The floor was covered in trash, leading to a god awful stink. I was ready to start shooting or something...
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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