Re: Avast, Mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
"A pirate walks into a bar" (you know it had to be, right?)
(ahem)
"A pirate walks into a bar. He has this big ships steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.
The bartender can't help but ask why the pirate has that on the front of his pants to which the pirate replies, 'Arrrgh, matey, it's drivin' me nuts!'"
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ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third. (Ambrose Bierce)
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