a weapon that does 0 damage? an engine that gives 0 movement? 0 is such a nice number...
how about
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Rube Goldberg structure: decreases to-hit by 10% (lots of useless gadgets) but also decreases ECM bonus (where the hell would you shoot with all that stuff?) OR act as armor that reduces to-hit by 1% with every component. or whatnot
