Hmmm, how did you reprobates know that I come from Kent.
Unfortunately, Angle Grinder Man is not me, although I have sympathy for his crusade (but not so much that the lawyer in me is itching to bring proceedings against for criminal damage on behalf of the clamping firms

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I am currently running round Cheshire in a leotard and well padded trunks in my alter ego as "Captain Love Pump" (at weekends) and "Cheap Finance Man" (during the week).