[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Parasite:
Too bad people don't read books anymore. Check my sig.

Oh, so it's book fiction you wanted! Well, that's easy!

"'And what of your companions? What about Legolas and me?' cried Gimli, unable to contain himself any longer. 'You rascals, you wolly-footed and wool-pated truants! A fine hunt you led us! Two hundred leagues, through fen and forest, battle and death, to rescue you! And here we find you feasting and idling - and smoking! Smoking! Where did you come by the weed, you villains? Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!'"

The Two Towers, JRRT