[Growltigger]

Anything by Terry Pratchett..

"Thunder rolled, it rolled a six"

"The landscape was up and down like a honeymoon duvet"

"the book looked slightly foxed, and possibly squirrelled, badgered, rabbited and dragoned as well"

"Gods are the outmoded relics of an out of date belif system, take Io, the Thunder God, wehat space is there for him in modern life where's the nearest snowline? 200 miles away?! good! take Fobol, God of Avalanches, what a tosser"

Pure gems each and every one