So? I'm a level 42 half-Elder-Chaos-God half-Charizard triple-classed Freezing Rain Only On Tuesdays Mage / Sublieutenant In The Romulan Star Empire / Telepathic Furries Hentai Beastfighter, with a +69 Ring of Sustain Arousal and a +M1M2G/R^2 Armor of Newtonian Motion! And I get 36dPI attacks per round with my +21 Flechette Dagger of Inducing Drunkenness!
(could you tell I was making that up?
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