[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Roanon:
Thats all part of the conspiration. They are so brilliant that they are able to make up a perfect display of on utterly incompetent government just to hide the fact that they indeed are competent enough to hide all these aliens without anyone else knowing.

Uh HUH. Well, maybe that's how the conspirators started it off, but I assure you that the pointy-haired inmates have long since taken over the asylum.