[Atrocities]

Around Dinner Time;

Phone rings:

"Hello?'
"Hello is the Mr. Christopher in?"
"Speaking"
"Hell my is Joe and I am calling on behalf of Sears-"
"Sears? Hey do you have a number I can call you back at, perhaps an address too?"
'Excuse me?"
"Ya you see you just called a number on the Do Not Call List."
"I see Mr. Christopher. Um our understanding is that the matter is not legal therefore we, as well as many other companies, are going to await a legal rulling on this matter."
"Nice, so in the mean time you are just going to call peoples house regardless of the no call list?
"Yes."
"Well I am still going to file a complain."
"That is your call."
"And so is this."
I hung up.

That was Last night. (Not entirely per vabtum, but close enough)