[dogscoff]

The guy wouldn't Last a week in a normal jail. He'd either be '*****ed' to death by other inmates, kill himself or simply crumble away into dust.

If they find him guilty of anything, therefore, they'll either find some really cushy celebrity prison for him, or put him in a psych hospital or just let him go free because, you know, he's famous. Maybe they'll re-invent house arrest and confine him to that creepy playground ranch he has.