[Growltigger]

What do I want for Christmas?

I would like world peace, an end of suffering and starvation, a cure for cancer and AIDS, a global movement and rationalisation to end global warming, a more fair divestment of the world's resources, harmony and love for all.

Failing that, a small box of crystallised fruiits and a jar of pickled walnuts would do me proper.

Or, a quick knee trembler with Laetitia Casta whilst she is dressed as one of Santa's elves...

Or, the chance to whack Tony Blair and George W Bush in the happysacks with a cricket bat....

Or, an new Aston Martin Vantage with fluffy dice and a sticker saying "Growltigga" and "Laetitia" across the windscreen..

It will be bloody socks, I know it will..

and PS Mac, the horde turned up, piece of p@ss for the armoured legions of the Byzantine Empire. Now, you try mission 5 on hidden and dangerous 2, THAT IS TOUGH!!