[Alneyan]

I happen to live somewhere in Europe, and still I didn't realize it was a joke. (Apart from the comment on Dubya that is, this part was clearly a joke, although what it has to do with a PBW game I wonder) Last time I checked, I was slightly older than five as well. The "noone becomes a terrorist because he lost his homeworld" could very well apply to some tactics I thought of involving guerilla and scorched earth schemes, and I can even see a reason why it *might* be forbidden by some house rules.

These joking rules were also among proper house rules, which is somewhat annoying. And once again, you will have a hard time convincing me there *were* needed for some obscure purpose.