[President_Elect_Shang]

I was under the impression that it was given to the bad boys and girls in place of coal, when he ran out of the former that is. I secretly copied this excerpt of an interview between Santa Claus and Jerkaldo Riviera, the interview was done Last year.

Submitted for your approval.

Jerkoldo: So Santa, do your rain deer, you know, do they do-do?

Santa: Ho-ho-ho, of coarse Jerkaldo.

Jerkaldo: Than what do you do with all that do-do?

Santa: If I run out of coal I give it the bad boys and girls. Did you really think that was cookies I left in YOUR stocking Last night? Ho-ho-ho. You sure did eat them up in a hurry. HO-HO-HO-HO-HO…..

Jerkaldo: Unngggg, Unnnnnnggggggggg…

Producer: Darn Jerkaldo, do you know how much it will cost to dry clean that?