[Loser]

I've seen a lot of people catch on fire. I've been the responsible, and flammable, party a few times.

I've never seen anyone stop drop and roll. The closest I saw to this was a combusting human on the receiving end of a flying-tackle-into-the-creek.

You can tell kids "Stop, drop and roll." all day long. But until you set them on fire and force them to practice this behavior you will never teach them to stop, drop, and roll.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by The Hacker House: uncontrolled and unsafe bachelor activities for over eight years.