Taz, tending bar, as always has an ear open for troublemakers.
He overhears:
What nest o' scalliwags is this?? Barkeep. A tankard o' grog!!
But he ignores the insult - after all the poor man has only one good eye! He even fills the bar order!
Next he hears:
Wench, more ale!
Well that obviously can't be directed at him...
...and is that a wooden leg he sees on the pirate?
Taz gives the ale to a FBW to be delivered to the rather rude customer.
Taz can't believe his ears when the customer next says:
In fact, that barkeep over thar reminds me o' me second wife.
Bad eye or not, Taz decides that even a pirate cripple must learn SOME manners!
Looking around quickly, Taz spots a ship-in-a-bottle and grabs it off the shelf. Taking his all-purpose ACME ray gun from beneath the bar, Taz then advances on the rude pirate.
Taz sets the ray gun to the
shrink setting and fires on the pirate...
ZZZAAAAPPPPP!!!! Whoooshh!
The pirate is shrunken into a tiny minature of himself and is carefully placed on the ship-in-the-bottle.
Taz then pours the pirate's drink carefully into the bottle, setting the tiny ship afloat on its own little sea of ale.
Firmly corking the bottle shut, the
Pirate-on-a-ship-in-a-bottle is placed on the bar for the education/entertainment of the other customers.
