[Cipher7071]

In the meantime, back in the bottle...

"Yow!!!....raggin', fraggin', paracotta, slaughta' on a farin' corin', slackin' man a".....screams the pirate as he's thrown into the sea of ale...splooooosh. He swims to the boat, scrambles on board, and glances furtively around...

"Great horny toads!! Wait'll I lay my hands on that varmint."

The pirate then snatches two sixguns from his waistband and begins blazing away with cartoon bullets in every direction. The bottle shatters, and the force of the explosion blows the pirate back up to his normal three-foot-six inches, with his unruly shock of fire-red hair and handlebar mustache. Still brandishing the sixguns, he leaps to his feet and says...

"I'm Seagoing Sam, the bloodthirstiest, shootemfirstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer that's ever sailed the Spanish Main."

Then to the bartender...

"Why, you mangy, fang-toothed critter. I'll keelhaul ya fer this."

[ January 08, 2004, 23:25: Message edited by: Cipher7071 ]