[Growltigger]

AARRGGGHHHHHH, Growltigga reaches behind the bar, and grabs out his trusty saw toothed scimitar, and lays into the bearded folksy prancing mincing handerchief be-decked sad old tosspots with a will.

Pig's bladders, handerchiefs, intestines, blood and severed heads and silly straw bonnets are sprayed all over the cantina as the great kat does unto those bloody morris dancers what the sodomites did to each other, but this time with a 4 foot long saw toothed evil looking scimitar...

AHH ARRHH AHH AHHH AHH finally, the Last morris dancer is disembowelled, decapitated and shredded, the cat stands in the middle of a gory pile of innards and is sprayed in blood.

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