[Atrocities]

Originally posted by Gryphin:
This is as good a place as any to post this.
One of my responsibilities at work is to coordinate and facilitate the borrowing of laptops by employees. Needless to say I check them out when they get back. Imagine my surprise when I found a pare of very nice woman’s undergarments that had clearly been stuffed into the carrying case at some point.
Question: What do I do?
1) Return them in an envelope to her
2) Throw them away
I have no idea.

Fact of Life # 21 by Atrocities, quoted from Atrocities Rules of Survival 101 Dated Sept 16th 1998, as posted in TOP forums, under Thread Title: Rules To Live By.

#21. When faced with a bazaar sexual situation at work that only involves you and one other person, denial is your only defense. It never happened.

My suggestion to you would be to simply dispose of them for she will never ask for them back, and if you ever tried to bring up the topic with her, you will embarass her and yourself.

It simply never happened. Denial is your best option. Although, Rule # 2 also applies.

#02. Cover thy own ***.

Document it, take a Digital picture before tossing them. Note your decision to toss them as being the best course of action as to avoid embarassing a fellow employ or causing possible undo work related sexual harrassment.

This brings in rule #1.

#01. ALWAY keep records!

Good luck.

[ February 07, 2004, 13:31: Message edited by: Atrocities ]