[Growltigger]

Gryphin, if this is a joke, I believe the poor girl is getting herself into too deep water. Waving lingerie at you is likely to unleash the elemental carnal maelstrom that is the Boston Sex Fiend.

I agree with you, give her the case back, apologise and say you havn't done anything with it since she returned it to her. You save face, and importantly, you give her an exit whereby she can save face.

I had a similar situation Last year. I have a rather nice leather chair in my office I brought from home. After one of the Christmas parties, one of my colleagues reported that they had seen my trainee and one of the office girls hard at it, on my chair, legs akimbo and lots of squelching noises.

I was told this next morning at a meeting, before I got into the office, and you can imagine that I really didnt feel like sitting down on that chair, it being probably sticky and with the young ladies bum imprints on it and all. I managed to get my secretary to get the cleaner to wipe it down, claiming I had split coffee on it.

The problem then was that in their amourous encounter, said trainee and femme had broken the chair. I managed to get it mended, but didnt say anything to the trainee other than when he asked me how it was broken, I said, "I dunno, strange but I guess someone must have boffed a hippo on it".

Said office girl is about 90kg, about 5' 3" in height and looks like Ram Man from Masters of the Universe