As the awesome forces mass around the Bar a small light in the deep sub basement starts to blink.
As more lights start to blink it becomes just bright enough to see what appears to be the helm and weapons control station from the old Phong's Head star ship !! Yes that is right. Old GT never throws anything away!!
Raging Deadstars's ships arrive and hover ominously around the Bar.
With a loud HUMM the station becomes fully active.
With a few Crackles, Snaps, and Pops a computer voice announces; "DANGER DANGER DANGER Hostile forces detected " Initiating Automated Defense Plan PEE-3.
In an even deeper basement large relays close with a SNAP. Massive amounts of Power start to flow through long unused paths.
Just down the road from the Bar there is a small forest of bushy trees and scrubs. In the middle of the forest there is a medium-small hill. With a loud ZIPPP the hill splits down the middle and opens up.
Inside one sees two large Power Globes that are starting to pulse with energy. Between them is the Powerful Energy Emitter (PEE) tube. Yes this device that can be used to transport material and deposit it over vast distances is also a powerful Weapon !!
As the Power Builds the PEE tube extends and swells up into a large towering structure that rises up out of the bushy forest. The two Power Globes start to Throb and Pulse with pent up energy.
The computer voice reports;
"PEE tube full erect."
"Power Globes fully engorged."
"Targets selected. "
"DISCHARGE PEE TUBE !
With a series of shudders the PEE tube releases several clouds of small units. These are the dreaded SPecial Energy Release Missiles. These SPERM units though small, number in the millions. Their small warheads contain a powerful super DNAmite explosive. They each have a long tail that spins like a cartoon propeller to launch them at their targets.
The SPERM units lock onto RD's ships. They attack them from all sides. Millions of the units hit at the same time. They burrow though shields and armor and explode deep inside each ship. Each explosion breaks the ships into smaller and smaller parts. Soon all of RD's ships have been reduced to "bLasted spheres" of ruin.
The PEE tube shrinks and returns into the hill. The Energy Globes are now spent. With a loud ZIPP the hill top closes up.
Everyone in the Bar is shocked and awed at the display. All of the FBWs want to talk about it. All of the men just want to take a nap.
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Thanks RD, I've been waiting for a Long time to get some more use out of the PEE tube.
