Having just finished the rest of Mac's pizza, (with the delicious addition of hot peppers, hot sauce, and some other unidentifiable substance) Renegade licks his lips, and watches the amazing spectacle of the PEE tube sinking back into its covering.
Suddenly, a quivering, shaking sensation grips his intestinal cavity. Running as if the devil himself were after him, Renegade realizes with a horrible sensation that he WILL NOT make it to the bathroom!!!
Scampering for the nearest corner (which just happens to be the table Mac is sitting at
), Renegade hastily slides under the table, drops his clothing, and proceeds to discharge the Most Putrid Filthy Mess Ever Imagined....all over Mac's shoes and pants
After a few moments of utter misery, Renegade shakily rises up from under the table, grins at Mac and says:
"Good one, old man! Prepare yourself for my next onslaught."
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says "I'll try again tomorrow".
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future.
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