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Old April 26th, 2004, 10:27 PM
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Power Man loads up the CATaplut with some items and fires into GT's army.
The CATaplut launches several large picture books into the middle of the teachers and social workers.
These are not just Any books. They are CATalogs !! As they hit the ground a change comes over GT's troops.
The math teachers grab the books up and start building Log and even Log-Log tables.
The social workers grab up the books and start recording their life Works as Log entries.
Soon the whole army so tired they fall asleep. Their snores sound like Logs being sawed.

GT is so busy he does not see a large CATbird fly through the roof and drop off a chilled can of tonic by his side. GT turns back and sees the can of tonic.
Felling the need to replenish his body fluids, and thinking : "Finally this must be a drink from David ", GT POPS the top and drains the can in one Belch Inducing gulp.

Only then does he read the label. DR. Franks CATatonic Drink. For a paralyzing DEEP SLEEP this can't be beet.
GT is filled with TERROR !!! He falls to the ground with a fit of CATaplexy. His limbs go numb, he can't move or speak. Soon he lies there in a CATatonic state.

As for the mongooses, I did say these are SSuper SSpecial SSPiting Cobrasss .
The mongoose can't eat what they can't catch!!
A Special Squad of the SSuper SSpecial SSPiting Cobrasss streak to Woundwort's aid.
The mongooses turn to meet their Arch Enemies.
As they approach the mongooses the the Cobras let fly with streams of venom.
The SSuper SSpecial venom hits the mongoose where it has a CATolitic effect. It causes the mongoose to burst into FLAME!! Soon a fowl SMELL fills the area as mongooses are all burnt up.
It appears that the mongeese's goose is cooked.

Hay Taz you can now add Roast Mongoose to your CATalog of food items…

Just look at all the neet things that start with CAT.
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