[Renegade 13]

While being trampled on by what felt like a herd of miniature elephants, Renegade thinks of a brilliant plan!

Sliding his mutilated and now hideous face out from under the tap-dancing Gryphin, Renegade lets out a ear-piercing whistle...

A few minutes later (while Gryphin is still madly tap-dancing) the most hideous, ugly, and just plain nasty female in the galaxy strides into the room. At 6'4" she is an imposing figure, a figure which is made all the more noticeable by her 300 pound weight.

As she thuds into the room, she spots Gryphin still tap-dancing (albeit at a slower rate than before). Squeeling with delight, she runs over, grabs Gryphin in a bear hug, and hauls him from the room, shouting her glee that she has finally found the tap-dancing man she had always wanted, and now she would never let him go, as long as she lived.

Screaming in pure and unadulterated agony, (both physical, and from the horrible sight of the woman) Gryphin struggles to break free, but is unable. As the stunned patrons watch helplessly, Gryphin is hauled from the room, fate unknown...