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Old June 23rd, 2004, 05:03 PM

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Default Re: Forum Chat Bar & Grill

RD quickly reaches into his pockets and starts searching through the usual "Save my *** in the Cantina Equipment* Finding nothing except the usual wave motion guns he quickly grabs his portable laptop and does a google search.

"Hmm the Killer Tomatoes were stopped once before by a really really bad song... "

Deciding against singing RD hops over to Captain Kwoks space empires food mod site. He quickly dives behind the bar and runs into the kitchen, running back out, the Killer Tomatoes waiting for him he levels a strange contraption. A prototype "Plasma Pulp Cannon", apparently effective against sentient tomatoes. He promptly destroys the tomatoes, fires a couple of pulp bLasts at Woundwort and places the weapon on his shoulder, since we're using terrible B-Movie references it's time for a terrible quote

"If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen!"
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