Thread: [OT} What *not* to say at Lord of the Rings
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Old December 22nd, 2003, 11:07 PM
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42. When you see the Southrons marching into Morder (TTT) start singing Ohhhhweeeohh like the guys from Wizard of Oz .

43. Refer to the orcs as "Da boyz from da hood" ala spike lee.

44. When the orcs start dying cry loudly "Not my poor little gobby"

45. When the Wraiths get swept away (FOTR) start playing "I get knocked down" by chumbawumba.

46. Dress like Arwen (even when your a guy) and demand that the first bearded person you see kiss you, then hand him a cheap copy of the "Evanstar" and walk away weaping softly...

[ December 22, 2003, 21:09: Message edited by: Starhawk ]
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