Why, the answer seems pretty obvious. There are in fact two spies, and I am not the real one. My job is to pose as an agent spying on France so that the other intelligence agencies will know *we* have planted a spy in France as a few clues will be given. Once *they* are convinced I am the one they are after, the other spy will be able to work with much greater odds of success while the Agency will extract me from my current location. So I am providing my fellow agent some sort of cover to perform his/her own work, and I am merely a diVersion. Therefore you are in fact working for *us Slynky, and *we* ask you to relay the information to all involved parties.
Actually your objections can be easily dispelled. If you were to listen to my English , you would realize I am no native speaker, as I am not too fluent and my pronunciation is wildly inaccurate. Besides, my skills are rather poor in your view, so why the CIA would have bothered to send a novice agent in the field? That does seem to be quite a mistake. And Lastly, any agent working in France should know the French are not renowned for their ability to speak English, and had better forget their mother tongue while working. It must even be written in the CIA World Handbook in case someone was to forget this basic rule. So if I were a spy, I would have chosen a much better cover. Thus we can safely assume I am either not a spy, or not a talented one at the very least. Good luck with finding out the truth Slynky, even if I still believe I only told verities.