[Growltigger]

Loser, know what you mean. I have unfortunately been in the situation where some ribald flirting with a couple of colleagues/secretaries, has led to the situation where they have developed a crush on me (god forbid, are they blind? do they have no taste?) and have decided that they want a red-hot extra-marital consignment of fresh English sausage - now that is a bloody hard situation to get out of if you dont want the girl to turn into a bunny boiler