[dogscoff]

I've always wonder if Total Recall really happened, or if that was a fantasy he went through

Hell yeah, it was a fantasy. The way that the whole film completely fulfilled his wish-list (the athletic, classy, ****ty woman etcetc) did it for me. Also that highly improbable machine capable of making an entire planet's atmosphere breathable in less time than it takes for Arnie's eyes and veins to bulge unconvincingly out of his pLasticised head could never exist in anything other than some crappy, exagerrated, quasi-scifi, adolescent gunporn fantasy.