[Growltigger]

Hmmm, if I were god for a day? easy, I would cure all the ills of the world, end famine, stop war, make the world environmentally friendly, banish George Bush to the moon (would he notice you think?), promote well being and organic practices across everyone, make everybody nice and friendly, and finally, I would tell all the girls in the world that is was me who did all this, they would naturally be drawn to me as a labrador is to cow flop to roll in and hey ho, after my hard day of labour, I could have quite a few days of naughty fun