[Loser]

Perhaps you are all figments of one deranged mind.

Perhaps once this mind regains a lucid awareness you will all be reincorporated into a single, whole, healthy consciousness, losing your current illusion of individuality and isolation.

Perhaps you already suspected this, but weren't ready to admit it to yourself.

Perhaps the End is Coming, with the Waking Up.

Perhaps you should make yourself ready.

Cosmic Schizophrenic Sock Puppets, man.