February 24th, 2004, 06:06 AM
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Re: OT: Heating Space
[quote]Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
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Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
Yes, Narf; there IS a guarantee!
Guarantee: ACME stands behind the quality of our products and states that any entity that DIRECTLY EXPERIENCES the SUPER-NOVA EXTREME in action, and is afterward dis-satisfied with the level of heating experienced, will be refunded its full original purchase price!
Claims must be filed in person.
P.S. please read the following disclaimer:
ACME and its agents is not responsible for persons or property left too close to the heater. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
But how much will it cost? Is it expensive? I only have a few hundred thousand in Minerals, Organics and Radioactives!
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That's the beauty of this model - you can retofit your current Space Heater to be a Super-Nova Deluxe via our Nucleonic Disruption technology! Yes! For only 200K minerals, prepaid.
Worried that one of your enem, Err, neighbors are too cold? Send THEM a Super-Nova Deluxe upgrade! And make sure they NEVER have heating worries again...
And, for only an additional 50K, we can include
a cloaking device to make it that 'suprise gift' you are just dying to give them!
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Yes, sign me up for this exiting opportunity with the bonus cloaking device and send it to Master Belisarius, please!  
i only wish i had enough for that in the game.
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