[Power Man]

My cat likes me to stop what I am doing, sit on the bed and pet him. If I am at the computer, and I don't get up he will start to jump up onto my lap. Unfortunatly he only gets half way. He then puts out his claws, right through my pants and into ME, and pulls himself up onto my lap.
Naturally, being the nice Cat Owned Person that I am I don't heave him accross the room, but spend the next several minuts moving the mouse with one hand and petting the cat with the other.

Once he has had enough he likes to knock things off my computer desk as he tries to make his way over to look out the window.

But I pay him back when I use the cat comb to get rid of his fur balls.