"What do you mean I can't declare my 45.5 Billion Klingon subjects on my tax return?"
"I can't even right off the cost of research, colonization, ship construction or declare the ships I lost in the Cardassian wars!"
"What kind of nonsense is this?"
"I spent 6 hours on this 1040 ez form. EZ my ***."
"I want to speak to a Klingon Translator immediately!"
[ April 16, 2004, 01:22: Message edited by: Atrocities ]