April 17th, 2004, 09:43 PM
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Re: OT- The Best Nigerian Scam yet
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Originally posted by General Woundwort:
And what is that thing on the Register's masthead - a buzzard? 
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Spoken, not sung. Everything with a dash in it is drawn out. Everything with a slash is spoken quickly.
Three charcoal buzzards.
Three charcoal buzzards.
Three charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh, Look! One has flown Away!
What A shame.
Two charcoal buzzards.
Two charcoal buzzards.
Two charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh, Look! One has flown Away!
What A shame.
One charcoal buzzard.
One charcoal buzzard.
One charcoal bu-uzzard.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh, Look! One has flown Away!
What A shame.
No charcoal buzzards.
No charcoal buzzards.
No charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh Look! One has Re-turned!
Let us Re-joice!
One charcoal buzzard.
One charcoal buzzard.
One charcoal bu-uzzard.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh Look! One has Re-turned!
Let us Re-joice!
Two charcoal buzzards.
Two charcoal buzzards.
Two charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Oh Look! One has Re-turned!
Let us Re-joice!
Three charcoal buzzards.
Three charcoal buzzards.
Three charcoal bu-uzzards.
Sitting in/a dead/tree.
Done right, it's pretty funny. I got this one from a friend of my sister. She also taught me how to fold my upper eyelids over themselves and gross people out. Is that explaination enough? 
[ April 17, 2004, 20:45: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]
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