[General Woundwort]

Morning report... this morning, I went out to my car to find about 20+ cicadas perched on the wheels, the roof, the wiper blades... with about 100 on the ground surrounding it. The surprising thing is, there were still about 5 of the buggers hanging onto the car by the time I got to the parking garage. I gave one to a co-worker whose kids haven't yet seen one.