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Old May 7th, 2004, 08:42 AM
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Ok, Atrocities, this one is uh, not worth it. It's a computer game. Now, let's count up the types of crimes I'd be charged with if computer games where real. I'm not going to try to count the numbers.

Genocide. (Strategy games)
Tyranny. (Strategy games)
Mass-murder. (Strategy games)
Regicide. (Strategy game)
Treason. (Space combat game, strategy game)
Killing a police officer. (Interstate 76,82)
1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murder. (RPG's, strategy games, theif)
Firing on a police officer. (Interstate 76,82)
Assault. (Many games)
Exceeding the police limit. (Racing games, Guess)
Grand, normal and petty theft. (RPG's, theif)
Breaking and entering. (RPG's, theif)

And I remember making a longer list once. If those where real, I would justly fry.

But those were games. No pixels were harmed in the making of that list.

And if you were joking, consider yourself whapped.

[ May 07, 2004, 07:47: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]
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