I have a better soloution.
Since they are so Elite and cool we should make them do "community service". However this "community service" is fiendish in it's simplicity.
We send them to Microsoft and for no pay (it's community service
) we make them exploit every single flaw in the Windows OS, day in, day out they must toil to find these errors, exploit them and make microsoft fix them
(The ammount of errors imagineable since 95 to XP is just horrible to comprehend!)
This is Community Service.
We as a
community won't have to complain about Windows as often and we get reliable and less bug prone OS, thus providing a
service 
[ May 18, 2004, 16:14: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]