Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
ships on blocks? you mean mothballed... ;P
6. your palace has a porch. with old washing machines on it. and 15 cats
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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